Andy: What is this??
Mo: Grape jelly.
Andy: We were out. Why did you buy more?
Mo: Because we were out?
Andy: You know this means I'm going to have to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I've had a million peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in my life and that's why I'm fat. If there's no jelly...I don't make the sandwich.
Mo: So just pretend it's not there or don't make the sandwich.
Andy: You don't understand. If you put the jelly in the fridge...I will eat it. It's like putting crack in the fridge then telling a crack addict not to smoke it.
Mo: I'm blogging about this.
3 comments:
That is too funny. I love grape jelly too. Crack...not so much. LOL
ummm, just saw hubby naked in the shower, not fat. Eat up boy!
this so sounds like a scene from our house! always ending in..."you know im gonna blog this!"
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