your pits stink

A few months ago I bought some new deodorant. I hate when a deodorant says it goes on clear. If it's a white bar, it going on 'clear' is a lie. I've tested the method. It still leaves marks on your black shirt. So at Wally World a few months back I picked up a bar of that gel deodorant I used to wear in middle school. Let me tell ya, I flippin love it. It is kinda wet feeling, but only for a few seconds and alas! No more white marks. Plus, I swear it, my pits smell less. Even after working out, all the other deodorants I'd ever tried never worked as well as this stuff.

After testing the deodorant for a few days I thought that I needed to blog about this and share so that you can all go out and get this amazing deodorant and the world would become a far less smelly place. A few days past and every time I put on my deodorant and took a big whiff of it's fruity glory I reminded myself...blog about your pits, don't forget. Soon after I started thinking about other things that I love and needed to share with the world so finally, after creating a list in my head, I'm sharing a few of my favorite things. I'll probably forget a few things because a list in your head is not near as helpful as an actual written list.

Hold on to your socks. Ready? Go.

1) Behold...the cool gelly lather my pits so desire...

Go on and go down to Wally World and get yourself some. Make sure you remember this Wally World [Walmart] talk because once I tried to get it somewhere else and they didn't have it. I cried the whole way home. You'd think that it would go quicker than a regular bar deodorant but really it's lasts a pretty long time. The 'Secret's' out...

2. I've questioned whether or not I'm OCD after putting this in my car console...

I seriously Purell the crizap out of my hands every single day. Putting it in the car took it to a whole new level of sanitation. I Purell after I pump gas, after I touch money, after I put on my makeup, after I go to the bank...I even Purell after I Purell, just for fun. I Purell the steering wheel a few times a day. I Purell Colt sometimes. If Purell could make me dinner, I'd probably marry it.

3. Who needs a grill when you've got a pancake griddle!

We got this pancake griddle for Christmas last year and has been one of the best gifts ever. We started off, of course, making pancakes on the griddle. Andy has always been the pancake maker in the house. He seriously never burns a pancake and they always turn out perfect. Me on the other hand...well, remember this? So I burn things! One time I made brinner [breakfast for dinner] for my brother and I. He said he liked his pancakes a little burnt. I was thinking to myself, my kind of man, he'll love my pancakes! This was my 1st time using our new griddle and I tried for the life of me to burn the flippin pancake but it wouldn't burn! The thing sat of there for a good five minutes and still...perfect pancake.

4. Why buy a bottle of wine when you can buy a box of wine?

There are 4 bottles of wine in this one box and it costs $9.oo at Sam's Club. I think it's safe to say that I am no wine connoisseur. I don't whirl my wine around in a glass and take a big whiff. I don't like red wine. And I often times break corks in half leaving the bottom half floating in the wine bottle looking like a bobber. I just drink it and when I can get 4 bottles of wine for the price of 1 very cheap bottle of wine, I'm happy. Boxes of wine are also very green. This is how I help save the earth...one box at a time.

These are just a few...but you should really get the deodorant.